Talking SHI*T

Shirts and shots by a professional amateur.

“You can never win or lose,If you don’t run the race.”
The Psychedelic Furs

“You can never win or lose,
If you don’t run the race.”

The Psychedelic Furs

“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
Marilyn Monroe

“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

Marilyn Monroe

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

— Thomas Edison

“Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.”
Robert Frost

“Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.”

Robert Frost

“The ancient Romans had a tradition: whenever one of their engineers constructed an arch, as the capstone was hoisted into place, the engineer assumed accountability for his work in the most profound way possible: he stood under the arch.”
 Michael Armstrong 

“The ancient Romans had a tradition: whenever one of their engineers constructed an arch, as the capstone was hoisted into place, the engineer assumed accountability for his work in the most profound way possible: he stood under the arch.”

 Michael Armstrong 

“Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides.”
Junichiro Tanizaki

“Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides.”

Junichiro Tanizaki

“Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code? ” 
Douglas Coupland

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code? ”

Douglas Coupland

“Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.”
Benjamin Disraeli

“Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.”

Benjamin Disraeli

“…the wool of a black sheep is just as warm.”
Ernest Lehman

“…the wool of a black sheep is just as warm.”

Ernest Lehman

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

— Buddha